Soon you’ll be able to acquire your own guardian angel

Hryhorii Chausovsky is a scientist from Zaporizhia, who is known in Ukraine and abroad as the inventor of more than 100 devices that help eliminate problems related to peoples’ well-being. Initially, his devices were designed to study stress in humans. Today he is busy creating devices that may help save lives during disasters and even alien invasions.

Dr. Chausovsky says he is now working on a project called “Guardian Angel.” The device guards people while they sleep. It can alert the bearer to an earthquake, dangerous radiation levels, burglaries in the home, or even an alien landing. But the way the device will look and work is still a secret.

His other invention is a singing condom. According to Dr. Chausovsky, this condom was originally intended for cows, and his marvelous invention was patented years ago. Later, he decided to develop a similar device suitable for humans. This condom is designed to help solve problems in the realm of sexual pathology as well as determine optimum times for pregnancy. According to the Ukrainian scientist, his singing condom is the subject of articles in leading medical journals, which are calling his invention a revolutionary development in the field of sexology.

The scientist recently developed “happy destiny technology,” a system of devices that not only have a psychotherapeutic effect, but also help correct personal behavior to avoid premature aging or nervous system overload. This system of devices, developed specifically for Europeans, aids in the study of physiological markers of the human organism and makes the required adjustments to behavior.

This “happy destiny technology” consists of five devices. The first is an alarm clock that wakes you up by using the voice of someone close to you. The voice says: “I’m waking up in a good mood; the day will be successful.” The next device is installed in the bathroom. When you flush the toilet, you hear a voice saying, “The water is washing away all unpleasantness.” As you walk out of the bathroom, you hear a voice saying, “You will have another successful day. I will do everything that I have planned.”

In the evening the system will show you the number of beats your heart made during the day, recorded by a special device attached to your body. Based on the average number of heartbeats of a healthy person, the device assesses your psychological and physical state. If the number of heartbeats exceeds the standard, another system of devices will correct your emotional condition. With the help of these devices, people work on themselves and get rid of most of their ailments.

Dr. Chausovsky said that his “happy destiny technology” system includes special glasses that erase negative emotions.

However, all these devices will become available to the public only if the inventor finds a sponsor to finance the first round of production. He admitted that he specializes in inventing devices, but launching them into mass production is up to financiers and managers.